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11:14PM
lack of braincells
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caelus: yo what the f*ck is an open relationship
lumine: r u dumb
stelle: YES?
jingliu: are you f*cking stupid
jingyuan: is that what jiaoqiu’s relationship is?
jiaoqiu: HELLO??????
blade: yes
luocha: yes
seele: what the f*ck
danheng: why are you even asking that
caelus: BECAUSE
firefly: yo i cannot wait to hear this reasoning
caelus: OK LISTEN
sampo: im so f*cking depressed right now holy f*ck
sparkle: said no one ever
boothill: im sad
argenti: why?
argenti: would you like food, my love?
argenti: we can get some fresh air now :)
boothill: STOP
boothill: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH HASHDHAUH
herta: brudda does not deserve him ☠️
boothill: SHUT UP
aventurine: who made you so miserable and upset
sampo: i just want a hug from gepard 😭
aventurine: NOT YOU
aventurine: HERTA
herta: i don’t talk to you
aventurine: no need to be racist
herta: WHAT
sparkle: ok where the f*ck did the racism part come from
silverwolf: hidden herta lore????
herta: EM NO?
caelus: SHUT UP
caelus: WHAT THE f*ck IS AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP HELLOO????
jiaoqiu: BRO
jiaoqiu: YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP AND f*ck OTHER PEOPLE
caelus: funny you say that
jiaoqiu: no
blade: this is the first time i’ve seen caelus have leverage over someone
stelle: i don’t like it >:(
rover#1: makes him an easy bully victim ngl
caelus: ok
sushang: JIAOQIU’S IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP????
jingyuan: whaaaaaaaaattt
jingliu: whaaaaatttt
boothill: whaaaaaaatttttttt
luocha: no way man!
jiaoqiu: you all need to jump off a cliff
acheron: ew
acheron: how many stds do you have
blackswan: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
topaz: that was unnecessary
kafka: okay, it was a little deserved~
silverwolf: HOW MUCH DID BLADE PAY YOU TO SAY THAT
kafka: pfft nothing…
jiaoqiu: WHY DOES BLADE HATE ME
blade: no reason
luocha: jingyuan
seele: is bro gonna finally admit he likes you and jy or no
blade: no
luocha: no
jingyuan: sigh
jiaoqiu: YOU’RE SUCH A LITTLE BITCH
sunday: stop spamming the gc for the love of god
aventurine: can you leave please
sunday: no
caelus: dammit
stelle: damn
sunday: ok
acheron: i have admin rights who wants to leave
danheng: ME
sunday: ME
blade: please kick me
rover#2: I DON’T EVEN BELONG HERE
wise: twinsssssss
aether: funny you say twins
acheron has kicked lumine, belle & rover#1
wise: WHY
rover#2: pick up a gun right now
stelle: HELLO?????
stelle: KICK ME TOO YOU f*ckING IDIOT
acheron: TALK LIKE A WOMAN JESUS CHRIST
aether: wait this is just sexism
aether: KICK MEEEEAHSHADUHASDH
wise: WHY DO YOU KICK OUT ALL THE WOMEN
caelus: yo a woman lover kicking out all the women???
acheron: shut up caelus
rover#2: this gc is an actual JOKE
sparkle: group chat disbandment? 😨
aventurine: no way
blade: PLEASE
blade: KILL ME
jingyuan: but you’re too huggable to kill :((((
blade: …
boothill: can i ask something
argenti: yes, my love.
seele: hoooly prepare yourselves
caelus: this gonna be the stupidest thing im gonna hear all day
boothill: OI
acheron: give the asshole a chance
boothill: WTF
acheron: sorry i mean
boothill: ok have blade and jingyuan like
luocha: f*cked? yes
luocha: talked? no
blade: f*ck
firefly: LMAOOOOOO I f*ckING KNEW IT
silverwolf: sh*t
firefly: YOU OWE ME $120 BITCH
danheng: y’all bet on your friend ☠️🙏
caelus: genuinely how the f*ck do you take the side that they haven’t f*cked
caelus: THEY LITERALLY EYEf*ck EACH OTHER ACROSS CAMPUS
jingyuan: okay i do not need my private life blasted out <3
luocha: i can blast your back out <3
jingyuan: …
blade: STOP
blade: oh my god
jiaoqiu: hehe
blade: are you laughing
jiaoqiu: …………….
blade: yeah you’re getting it
jiaoqiu: NO
jiaoqiu: BLADE
jiaoqiu: @jingyuan @luocha STOP HIM PLEASE
jingyuan: unfortunately i can’t control him either
sparkle: @kafka can
kafka: um…
kafka: nope
blade has added feixiao and moze to lack of braincells
jiaoqiu has gone offline
sushang: WHAAAAAAATTTT
silverwolf: bro shut him up REAL QUICK
moze: oh my f*cking god
moze: he’s absolutely f*cking braindead
blade: tell me about it
boothill: is bro in an open relationship?
feixiao: what the hell is an open relationship ☠️
caelus: THAT’S WHAT IM f*ckING SAYING
jingliu: question
jingliu: @moze @feixiao who tops
firefly: WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT
moze: why
sushang: omfg i need the bleach
sparkle: WHY THE f*ck
seele: out of character moment for jingliu
jingliu: it’s called curiosity you f*cking ugly bitch
seele: …
bronya: that reply was quite in character ngl
feixiao: what do you think :)
boothill: jiaoqiu def tops
silverwolf: STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX
herta: bitch no one said sh*t about sex
silverwolf: HELLO???? IM GONNA KILL MYSELF???
robin: this is HIGHLY inappropriate
sunday: invading someone’s privacy too 🤬
caelus: bold coming from you
caelus: BOLD
stelle: B O L D !
sunday: stop
sampo: i just saw moze
sampo: tall hot muscular sexy man
sampo: and feixiao…
sampo: im gepard-sexual but i’d let that woman dominate me
feixiao: <33333
gepard: what the f*ck
boothill: moze def bottoms
moze: no
boothill: yes
moze: no
boothill: yES
moze: definitely not
feixiao: he does <3
moze: SHUT UP
sushang: STOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP
stelle: lmao
stelle: loser
moze: you’re the loser here
boothill: brov gets his sh*t rocked every night and is denying it
moze: …
danheng: STOP TALKING PLEASE
boothill: no
sparkle: @argenti control your thing
boothill: OI
silverwolf: god i love objectifying you
boothill: YO
caelus: that’s the core of our friendship <3
firefly: god i f*cking hate men
jingliu: me too <3
blade: i’m ur backstory f*cker
jingliu: I MADE YOU
jingliu: i actually gave luocha relevancy
luocha: I DIDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING
rover#2: so y’all are messy messy
jingyuan: they f*cked once btw
luocha: f*ck OFF
jingliu: SHUT THE f*ck UP
aether: WAIT FORREAL?????
serval: not this f*cking sh*t again
jingliu: the day sampo gets some bitches
jingliu: the day i stop hating luocha <3
luocha: @sampo GET YOUR f*ckING sh*t TOGETHER RIGHT NOW
sampo: bro
sampo: im just so sad
stelle: BOOHOOOO NO ONE CARES
topaz: babe
stelle: ok no way u actually care
topaz: ur right i don’t
sampo: …
boothill: get some bitches lollzzzzzz
argenti: boothill.
boothill: i’msorrypleasetakemebackiloveyou
argenti: what
